About a year ago, I happened upon one of the best books--pop-up or otherwise--to ever have been sold for children. I can't remember the title, but my best guess is "Did You Have A Poop Today?"
David Fincher, get on an adaptation for this right now.
The beauty of this fine piece of literature is that it not only teaches children the value of a good morning deuce, but also how to find and explain where you left it.
Now we just need a version of the "Guess Who?" board game where you have to identify which hooker is really 18. [Parents, don't lie. If your child needs a pop-up book to remember how and where to poop, they're gonna need that board game eventually.]
Here, have another page, on the house:
...Asians.
